The Couple and the Gorilla It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a loose fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they are walking through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes nuts. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and two feet) and grunting, while pounding his chest with his free hand. He is obviously very excited by this pretty lady in the wavy pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and the gorilla gets even more excited making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and the gorilla is about to tear the bars down. The husband tells his wife to try lifting her dress up above her thighs ... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, throws her in with the gorilla and says "Now, tell HIM you have a headache." The Laughing Place Top This document was created using FlexED