New England Temperature Conversion Chart 60 F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe 50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens. 40 F: Italian and English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down. 30 F: Distilled water freezes. Maine's Moosehead Lake's water get thicker. 20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt. 15 F: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0 F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows. 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door. 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. People in New England get out their winter coats. 40 below zero: Washington D.C.runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start their "kahs." 460 below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New England start saying... "Cold 'nuff for ya?" 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. The Red Sox win the World Series. The Laughing Place Top This document was created using FlexED