Fun Things To Do At Wal*Mart Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them into people’s carts when they don’t realize it. Set all alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals throughout the day. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "Where are your tampons?" Try on bras over the top of your clothes. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restroom. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "I smell sex andcandy" Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we’ve got a code 3 in housewares", and see what happens. Tune all of the radios to the polka station; then turn them off and turn the volumes to 10. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. Put M&M’s on layaway. Move "Caution: Wet Floors" signs on carpeted areas. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if the bring pillows from Bed and Bath Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask "Why won’t you people just leave me alone?" Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with GI Joe’s –vs- The X-Men. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Switch the men and women’s signs on the doors of the restrooms. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme song to "Mission Impossible". Set up a Valet Parking in front of the store. In the Auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through say things like "Pick me!! Pick me!!"and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "No! No! It’s those voices again!" Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazine aisle and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. Go into the dressing room and yell real loud…"Hey, we’re out of toilet paper in here!" Back to The Laughing Place.