The Soapbox: Rants and Commentary: Madonna's Miracle By David Anderson(oommp@webspan.net) WHO GIVES A F**K ABOUT MADONNA'S BABY? It's news that she spent 12 hours in labor and was finally given a Cesarian. (So named because Julius Ceasar was born that way.) My wife went through 19 hours of labor and was given a Cesarian. Why is this mindless slut's child news? Who cares? She's another single mother that picked the father based on his genetic ability to make the child attractive. God forbid if she should grab some Steven Hawking or Carl Sagan sperm to make a child that might contribute intellectually to society. I understand the child's middle name is Miracle. A joke name Mel Brooks used for a horse in "History Of The World Part I." What will be a miracle is if the child grows up with a stable emotional base, that will be a miracle. Lisa Maria Presley, move over. Miracle Maddonna will compare to you like Berkowitz compares to Bill Nye the Science Guy. Good night, and god bless. Back To Rants and Commentary

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