My collection of Christmas/Winter jokes Page

What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbon hood.

What kind of bird can write? A PENguin.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime? Sandy Claus!

Last Updated 2/20/99

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