Happy Valentine's Day!
My collection of Valentine's Day Jokes

Whom do birds marry? their tweet hearts

What do you have if everyone drove a pink car? a pink car-nation

Where does Valentine's Day come after Easter? In the dictionary

How can you tell an elephant from a valentine card?

I don't know. Then you don't get a job with the post office!

Is it better to write a love note on an empty stomach or on a full stomach? It is better to write it on paper.

What did the valentine card say to the stamp? stick with me we’ll go places

What type of flowers should you never give on Valentine's Day? rice flour, corn flour, rye flour

Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? OLIVE YOU

What's in the middle of Valentine? the letter n

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES - there is a mile between the first and last letter

Why is the letter A like a flower? because b comes after it.

Last Updated 2/20/99


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